what if humans have cheat codes like if you jump 14 times and then punch + kick ok awesome now i can walk on water and do calculus
Fuck. Yes. Fuck yes.
Oh god fuck yes.
i will reblog this every time.
I know it’s not the point but… pretty has 6 letters.
*blinks rapidly and uses my eyelashes as propellers to fly the fuck away from you*
shut UP MOM!!!!!!! U Can’t tell punks like me what to do!!!! *skateboards away*
Have you ever started to check your tumblr in the middle of getting dressed and half an hour later you’re still standing in your underwear with one sock on and also 15 minutes late.