at-boundary-conditions:

what if humans have cheat codes like if you jump 14 times and then punch + kick ok awesome now i can walk on water and do calculus

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sohedid:

intothesleepmachine:

fattyforever:

This is about my some day daughter already stained with insecurity, asking me “Mom, will I be pretty”. And I’ll wipe that question from her mouth like cheap lipstick and say:

Fuck. Yes. Fuck yes.

Oh god fuck yes.

i will reblog this every time.

I know it’s not the point but… pretty has 6 letters.

(Source: theongrayjoy, via darth-vaders)

amoying:

*blinks rapidly and uses my eyelashes as propellers to fly the fuck away from you*

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(Source: benadickcumberblah, via speak-with-passion)

blackromney:

shut UP MOM!!!!!!! U Can’t tell punks like me what to do!!!! *skateboards away*
*falls*
*cries*

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(via darth-vaders)

teawithaview:

Have you ever started to check your tumblr in the middle of getting dressed and half an hour later you’re still standing in your underwear with one sock on and also 15 minutes late.

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[AGGRESSIVELY CARES FOR YOU FROM A DISTANCE BECAUSE I DON’T KNOW HOW TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER]

(Source: andyglassismymom, via introvertedninja)